⚕Ways to recognise a doctor in hospital.....⚚
1. Girl with apron pockets full of garbage..
restless, irritable, waddling gait....shouting on phone... A GYNAECOLOGIST
2. Stethoscope in neck, hump at back, or sometimes belly try to come out of shirt, silent, tired walk with masked
facial appearance..... no response to stimuli to
smile...MD MEDICINE.
3. Snoozing on chair... but loud voice... few abuses... dominating personality.. like DON of the hospital, everybody
talk to him politely including Dean or Medical Superintendent
.. A SURGEON😈
4. Brisk gait, white paste on pant and boots....loud voice...lots of attitude... talking of self... arrogant,
under influence
an ORTHOPEDICIAN
5. Red stetho..calm, polite, smart, soft spoken
with always a smile on face..sweet by nature.....U r right
#PEDIATRICIAN😀
6. Mostly female. ...gossiping...always waiting for surgeons cl..still..hate surgeon...shouting on OT staff..
ANAESTHETIST
7. Calm, neatly dressed, rarely seen by pts, blurring of vision...
RADIOLOGIST😎
8. In dirty White coat, confused, always in a hurry, everybody shouting at him/her including sister/ Mama
:INTERN
9. Mostly female usually beautiful one, smartly dressed, Fresh with gud sleep,carrying lots of fat books, shouted by Surgeon for borderline n delayed reports, Quite confident look oozing frm the fact that nothing can happen in any ward without my reports may it b Surgery Gynaec or Medicine--
PATHOLOGIST
Fwd to all medicos💐..
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