*LAWS THAT YOU DIDN'T LEARN AT SCHOOL*
01. *LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR*
Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
02. *ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP*
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
03. *KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM*
When u dial a wrong number, u never get an engaged tone.
04. *CANNON'S KARMIC LAW*
If u tell the boss u were late for work because u had a flat tyre, the next morning u will have a flat tyre.
05 *O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW*
If u change queues, the one u have left will start to move faster than the one u are in now.
06. *BELL'S THEOREM*
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
07. *RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS*
The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u are with someone u don't want to be seen with.
08. *WILLOUGHBY'S LAW*
When u try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
09. *ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS*
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. *BREDA'S RULE*
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
11. *OWEN'S LAW*
As soon as u sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask u to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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