Medical humor

Medical Humor 😂🤣
😂👌🏼👍🏼😅....

Some innovative Medical Notice Boards. ...
😂😩😜

Anatomy dept -

Use brain to dissect brain
and have nerves to look for nerves. .. 🧐

Physiology dept -

If you want to have a beautiful   " Simple Muscle Curve " , then avoid staring at other beautiful curves. ...😜

Biochemistry dept -

Biochemistry is not a mystery if you succeed in matching your chemistry with Biochemistry. ...🤪

Pathology dept -

Sending of whole organ for biopsy may not still count as a sufficient sample....☹😩

Pharmacology dept -

Study hard to avoid adverse reactions & moreover, an anaphylaxis on seeing the exam results ...😣😖

Forensic medicine -

Your body will be handed over to your  ( undrunken ) friends  only after the postmortem in the exams....🙃😟

General Medicine -

Go to library. ..
Inspect the racks,
Palpate the books,
Percuss your ( crack resonant ) head to imbibe the contents .....
&
Only then come for auscultation in the wards. ...😣🙃😟😖

General Surgery -

You may develop piles on reading piles of books but that is not a surety to clear General Surgery unless you have visited a theatre to see the whole drama. ...🤓🧐

Ob-Gyn dept -

God is there to take care of all the normal deliveries......
Our only job is to teach our students  to shout very loudly on empty stomach & at midnight ....
" कर. ...कर. ...कर ...."....
......👶🏻👶🏻

PSM dept -

A student who has failed in PSM knows better preventive & social methods of how not to fail in PSM....😂😜

Ophthalmology dept -

We always make errors in calculating the refractory error. ..... ...🧐🧐🤓🤓

Anaesthesia dept -

Beware that it is very painful to learn how to make a surgery painless. ...☹😣😖

Orthopedics dept -

Doctor with insufficient alcohol levels in blood is strictly prohibited from entering the OT....
🍺🥂🥂🥂🍺😜

Paediatrics dept -

Show some signs of life during the exams. ...else we will resuscitate till you cry. ....😩😩😫...

Cardiology dept -

Deal cordially with the heart. ...else, we will be heartless till you leave the exam heavy hearted...
❤💔

Nephrology dept -

We teach the students how to micturate the knowledge effortlessly in the exams and avoid chronic failures. ...🤓

Urology dept -

We deal with stones like you & crush till you pass out easily. ...😎

😂😜😃😃🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼