Medical Humor 😂🤣
😂👌🏼👍🏼😅....
Some innovative Medical Notice Boards. ...
😂😩😜
Anatomy dept -
Use brain to dissect brain
and have nerves to look for nerves. .. 🧐
Physiology dept -
If you want to have a beautiful " Simple Muscle Curve " , then avoid staring at other beautiful curves. ...😜
Biochemistry dept -
Biochemistry is not a mystery if you succeed in matching your chemistry with Biochemistry. ...🤪
Pathology dept -
Sending of whole organ for biopsy may not still count as a sufficient sample....☹😩
Pharmacology dept -
Study hard to avoid adverse reactions & moreover, an anaphylaxis on seeing the exam results ...😣😖
Forensic medicine -
Your body will be handed over to your ( undrunken ) friends only after the postmortem in the exams....🙃😟
General Medicine -
Go to library. ..
Inspect the racks,
Palpate the books,
Percuss your ( crack resonant ) head to imbibe the contents .....
&
Only then come for auscultation in the wards. ...😣🙃😟😖
General Surgery -
You may develop piles on reading piles of books but that is not a surety to clear General Surgery unless you have visited a theatre to see the whole drama. ...🤓🧐
Ob-Gyn dept -
God is there to take care of all the normal deliveries......
Our only job is to teach our students to shout very loudly on empty stomach & at midnight ....
" कर. ...कर. ...कर ...."....
......👶🏻👶🏻
PSM dept -
A student who has failed in PSM knows better preventive & social methods of how not to fail in PSM....😂😜
Ophthalmology dept -
We always make errors in calculating the refractory error. ..... ...🧐🧐🤓🤓
Anaesthesia dept -
Beware that it is very painful to learn how to make a surgery painless. ...☹😣😖
Orthopedics dept -
Doctor with insufficient alcohol levels in blood is strictly prohibited from entering the OT....
🍺🥂🥂🥂🍺😜
Paediatrics dept -
Show some signs of life during the exams. ...else we will resuscitate till you cry. ....😩😩😫...
Cardiology dept -
Deal cordially with the heart. ...else, we will be heartless till you leave the exam heavy hearted...
❤💔
Nephrology dept -
We teach the students how to micturate the knowledge effortlessly in the exams and avoid chronic failures. ...🤓
Urology dept -
We deal with stones like you & crush till you pass out easily. ...😎
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