સોમવાર, 11 જુલાઈ, 2022

Retirement of a doctor

*Retirement* : How the various *specialists* react to the idea of retirement. Taking a *cue* from the following laxephilic post that
“*Doctors never retire,they just lose their patients “ , the following post has been conceived* 
For your leisurely reading👇

1 Orthopaedic surgeons  just ‘drag their feet’ and finally give a ‘cold shoulder’ to this idea

2 Physicians just don't have 'guts' and 'stomach to digest' this idea

3 Neurologists never retire, they just change their minds too often

4 Psychiatrists never retire, they just lose their balance

5 ENT surgeons handle the issue of retirement very 'deaf'tly and 'throat'tle thoughts about this

6Ophthalmologists using their 'vision’ turn a 'blind eye' and reject this 'eye'diology

7 Obstetricians make promise to retire but all the 'labour' put in to 'conceive' this idea is 'aborted'  and  finally fail to  'deliver' on this front.

8 On the question of retirement, the cardiologists 'beat' around the bush and have change of 'heart' too often.

9 Diabetologists are 'insul(in)ated' from this concept of retirement.

10 Dermatologists are too 'thick skinned' to even think about this.

11 Pediatricians are so busy in 'child play' that they fail to grow upto the age of retirement 

12 Radiologists get 'hyper intense' on thoughts of retirement and send this idea to the 'grey' zone of consideration despite heavy 'ultra sounds' to make them hear.

13 Oncologists reject this idea 'radical'ly and this is treated off 'target' for them

14 Issue of retirement never makes a 'cut' with the Surgeons 

15 Anaesthetists despite getting 'induced' to this idea tend to 'sleep over' it.

16 Pulmonologists want to continue but they just run out of breath.

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