Re: Fw: husband & wife

hilarious

thanks

regards

On 28 April 2011 23:39, chanda raval <chanda_raval@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Civil way to have a fight between husband and wife without physical force > > Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.  > > > WIFE: > I wrote your name on sand it got washed.  > I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.  > Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack > > HUSBAND: > God saw me hungry, he created pizza.  > He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.  > He saw me in the dark, he created light.  > He saw me without problems, he created YOU.  > > WIFE: > Twinkle twinkle little star > You should know what you are > And once you know what you are > Mental hospital is not so far.  > > HUSBAND: > The rain makes all things beautiful.  > The grass and flowers too.  > If rain makes all things beautiful > Why doesn't it rain on you?  > > WIFE: > Roses are red; Violets are blue > Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.  > Don't feel so angry you will find me there too > Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

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Dr.Aakash H.Takvani (our son) took admission in MDS Prosthodontics including Crown & Bridge, Esthetics & Oral Implantology. Kindly bless him.

Enjoyed attending Art of Living Advanced course at Bangalore. Back to clinic.

"We do not guarantee cure, but what we guarantee is an honest and transparent effort".

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IPP, NNF, Gujarat State Chapter 2009-2010
National Executive Board Member. IAP 2002, 2004, 2007, 2008
President Indian Academy of Pediatrics, Gujarat State Branch, 2001
President Indian Medical Association Jamnagar City Branch 2008-09
 
Children Hospital and Neonatal Care Centre
Valkeshwari Nagari
Indira Marg
JAMNAGAR-361008, Gujarat, India
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Fwd: Every Pediatrician and each parents must read

Very true

Thanks

Regards

takvani

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From: Dr Atul Agarwal <agarwaldratul@gmail.com>
Date: 27 April 2011 21:11
Subject: Every Pediatrician and each parents must read
To:

The Stranger - So true!

 

A while ago, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small town.  From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family.  The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on. 

 

As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family.  In my young mind, he had a special niche.  My parents were complementary instructors: Mom taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey.  But the stranger..he was our storyteller.  He would keep us spellbound for hours on end with adventures, mysteries and comedies.

 

If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed able to predict the future!  He took my family to the first major league ball game.  He made me laugh, and he made me cry.  The stranger never stopped talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind. 

 

Sometimes, Mom would get up quietly while the rest of us were shushing each other to listen to what he had to say, and she would go to the kitchen for peace and quiet. (I wonder now if she ever prayed for the stranger to leave.) 

 

Dad ruled our household with certain moral convictions, but the stranger never felt obligated to honor them.  Profanity, for example, was not allowed in our home.. Not from us, our friends or any visitors.  Our longtime visitor, however, got away with four-letter words that burned my ears and made my dad squirm and my mother blush.  My Dad didn't permit the liberal use of alcohol.  But the stranger encouraged us to try it on a regular basis.  He made cigarettes look cool, cigars manly and pipes distinguished. 

 

He talked freely (much too freely!) about sex.  His comments were sometimes blatant, sometimes suggestive, and generally embarrassing. 

 

I now know that my early concepts about relationships were influenced strongly by the stranger.  Time after time, he opposed the values of my parents, yet he was seldom rebuked.. And NEVER asked to leave. 

 

More than fifty years have passed since the stranger moved in with our family.  He has blended right in and is not nearly as fascinating as he was at first.  Still, if you could walk into my parents' den today, you would still find him sitting over in his corner, waiting for someone to listen to him talk and watch him draw his pictures. 

 

Categorically, he destroyed all the moral values, ethics, love, time for each other and other good qualities we had in our family..whilst adding some unnoticeable quantity of positive stuff also, which any way we would have had even without him..

 

His name?.. .. .   

 

 

 

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We just call him 'TV.'

 

 

 

(Note: This should be required reading for every household!) 

 

He has a wife now..We call her 'Computer.'

 

Their first child is "Cell Phone".

 

Second child "I Pod" 

 

 

Pls share this with friends if you think this will do some good to our society.. Nothing will happen even if you do not Share. The decision is YOURS

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Dr.Aakash H.Takvani (our son) took admission in MDS Prosthodontics including Crown & Bridge, Esthetics & Oral Implantology. Kindly bless him.

Enjoyed attending Art of Living Advanced course at Bangalore. Back to clinic.

"We do not guarantee cure, but what we guarantee is an honest and transparent effort".

Dr.H.K.Takvani, MD Pediatrics, FIAP
IPP, NNF, Gujarat State Chapter 2009-2010
National Executive Board Member. IAP 2002, 2004, 2007, 2008
President Indian Academy of Pediatrics, Gujarat State Branch, 2001
President Indian Medical Association Jamnagar City Branch 2008-09
 
Children Hospital and Neonatal Care Centre
Valkeshwari Nagari
Indira Marg
JAMNAGAR-361008, Gujarat, India
Tel: +91 288 2557100, 2676450, 9714433283

drtakvani@gmail.com
drtakvani@rediffmail.com
www.takvanidr.multiply.com

Fwd: Award winning Cartoons...

Really good ones

Thanks

Regards

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From: Dr Atul Agarwal <agarwaldratul@gmail.com>
Date: 25 April 2011 21:19
Subject: Award winning Cartoons...
To:

Award winning Cartoons... 

Environment: 

 



Poverty: 




Population: 

 


Humanity(Modern):

 

Terrorism (That is the flag of peace)+: 

 


LOC Problem: (Drawing lines, trapping free birds) 

 


Leader: 




Suicide Scenario: 

 

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Dr.Aakash H.Takvani (our son) took admission in MDS Prosthodontics including Crown & Bridge, Esthetics & Oral Implantology. Kindly bless him.

Enjoyed attending Art of Living Advanced course at Bangalore. Back to clinic.

"We do not guarantee cure, but what we guarantee is an honest and transparent effort".

Dr.H.K.Takvani, MD Pediatrics, FIAP
IPP, NNF, Gujarat State Chapter 2009-2010
National Executive Board Member. IAP 2002, 2004, 2007, 2008
President Indian Academy of Pediatrics, Gujarat State Branch, 2001
President Indian Medical Association Jamnagar City Branch 2008-09
 
Children Hospital and Neonatal Care Centre
Valkeshwari Nagari
Indira Marg
JAMNAGAR-361008, Gujarat, India
Tel: +91 288 2557100, 2676450, 9714433283

drtakvani@gmail.com
drtakvani@rediffmail.com
www.takvanidr.multiply.com

MUST READ - Mobile Phone

Useful info

Thanks

Regards

Takvani

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From: MANSUKH RADIA <mansukhradia@hotmail.com>
Date: 23 April 2011 21:22

 
Subject: MUST READ - Mobile Phone

Dear All,   This presentation is not only MUST READ, but more so, you must share it with your family & friends.                                                        P  Please think, Print this email only if it's a must.  Thank you.

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Dr.Aakash H.Takvani (our son) took admission in MDS Prosthodontics including Crown & Bridge, Esthetics & Oral Implantology. Kindly bless him.

Enjoyed attending Art of Living Advanced course at Bangalore. Back to clinic.

"We do not guarantee cure, but what we guarantee is an honest and transparent effort".

Dr.H.K.Takvani, MD Pediatrics, FIAP
IPP, NNF, Gujarat State Chapter 2009-2010
National Executive Board Member. IAP 2002, 2004, 2007, 2008
President Indian Academy of Pediatrics, Gujarat State Branch, 2001
President Indian Medical Association Jamnagar City Branch 2008-09
 
Children Hospital and Neonatal Care Centre
Valkeshwari Nagari
Indira Marg
JAMNAGAR-361008, Gujarat, India
Tel: +91 288 2557100, 2676450, 9714433283

drtakvani@gmail.com
drtakvani@rediffmail.com
www.takvanidr.multiply.com

Fwd: Fw: Very Funny...!!! :D

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From: chanda raval <chanda_raval@yahoo.com>
Date: 23 April 2011 23:06
Subject: Fw: Very Funny...!!! :D

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=152415168155685&oid=145999228747618&comments

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Dr.Aakash H.Takvani (our son) took admission in MDS Prosthodontics including Crown & Bridge, Esthetics & Oral Implantology. Kindly bless him.

Enjoyed attending Art of Living Advanced course at Bangalore. Back to clinic.

"We do not guarantee cure, but what we guarantee is an honest and transparent effort".

Dr.H.K.Takvani, MD Pediatrics, FIAP
IPP, NNF, Gujarat State Chapter 2009-2010
National Executive Board Member. IAP 2002, 2004, 2007, 2008
President Indian Academy of Pediatrics, Gujarat State Branch, 2001
President Indian Medical Association Jamnagar City Branch 2008-09
 
Children Hospital and Neonatal Care Centre
Valkeshwari Nagari
Indira Marg
JAMNAGAR-361008, Gujarat, India
Tel: +91 288 2557100, 2676450, 9714433283

drtakvani@gmail.com
drtakvani@rediffmail.com
www.takvanidr.multiply.com

Re: Funny One liners

Really hilarious

Thanks regards

Takvani

On 18 April 2011 20:53, Niranjan Shendurnikar <drniranjan@rediffmail.com> wrote:

• Adam and eve were the happiest couple as none of them had mother in law.

• In spite of cost living, its still popular.

• Of all my wife's relations,I like myself the best.
• Under 21, women are protected by law, above 65 they are protected by nature; anything in between is fair game.
• The worst eternal triangle is: teenager,parent and telephone.

Dr.Niranjan Shendurnikar
C/21, Nandigram # 2,
Sindhwai Maata Road ,
Vadodara 390004
drniranjan@rediffmail.com
Tel: 0265-2651799/2656704(O)
0265/2638183 (R)
09879117233

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Dr.Aakash H.Takvani (our son) took admission in MDS Prosthodontics including Crown & Bridge, Esthetics & Oral Implantology. Kindly bless him.

Enjoyed attending Art of Living Advanced course at Bangalore. Back to clinic.

"We do not guarantee cure, but what we guarantee is an honest and transparent effort".

Dr.H.K.Takvani, MD Pediatrics, FIAP
IPP, NNF, Gujarat State Chapter 2009-2010
National Executive Board Member. IAP 2002, 2004, 2007, 2008
President Indian Academy of Pediatrics, Gujarat State Branch, 2001
President Indian Medical Association Jamnagar City Branch 2008-09
 
Children Hospital and Neonatal Care Centre
Valkeshwari Nagari
Indira Marg
JAMNAGAR-361008, Gujarat, India
Tel: +91 288 2557100, 2676450, 9714433283

drtakvani@gmail.com
drtakvani@rediffmail.com
www.takvanidr.multiply.com

Unsolved mysteries of the world: GK

Really Interesting

Thanks

Regards

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From: Dr Atul Agarwal <agarwaldratul@gmail.com>
Date: 4 April 2011 21:34
Subject: Unsolved mysteries of the world: GK
To:

None of them is not explained yet, here are some fact about each of them

 

1. The mighty Incan Empire of South America

 

 

The mighty Incan Empire of South America flourished between 1200 and 1535 AD. They developed drainage systems and canals to expand their crops, and built stone cities atop steep mountains  such as Machu Picchu (above)  without ever inventing the wheel. Despite their vast achievements, the Incan Empire with its 40,000 manned army was no match for 180 Spanish conquistadors armed with advanced weapons and smallpox.

 

2. Ancient Pyramids in Giza, Egypt

 

 

Khafre (l.) and Khufu (r.) are two of the three ancient Pyramids in Giza, Egypt. Khufu is the biggest, consisting of more than 2 million stones with some weighing 9 tons. The Pyramids, built as elaborate tombs for divine kings, date back to 2,550 BC. Modern Egyptologists believe that the Pyramids are made from stones dragged from quarries and, despite ancient Greek testimony, were built predominantly by skilled craftsmen rather than slave labor.

 

3. The Mayan Temple

 

 

According to the Mesoamerican Long Count Calendar, made famous by the ancient Mayan people, December 2012 marks the ending of the current baktun cycle. This little bit of information has many archeologists spooked. Some believe the Mayans were warning of a coming apocalypse, while others insist it's simply a mathematical misconception.

 

4. The Legend of El Dorado

 

 

The Legend of El Dorado originates from the Muisca, who lived in the modern country of Colombia from 1000 to 1538 AD. In a ritual ceremony for their goddess, the tribal chief would cover himself in gold dust and jump into a lake as an offering. This spawned the legend of a lost golden city, which led Spanish conquistadors on a wild goose chase to nowhere.

 

5. Easter Island

 

 

Easter Island, also known as Rapa Nui, is remotely located 2,000 miles off the coast of Tahiti. The original settlers of the island were Polynesians who migrated to the far-off land between 400 and 600 BC. They built many shrines and statues, called moai, from stones quarried throughout the island including a volcano site. Researchers still question exactly how the large stones were moved.

 

6. The Bermuda Triangle

 

 

The Bermuda Triangle located in the Atlantic between Bermuda, Florida and Puerto Rico is a thief, stealing planes and boats right out of existence. The area got its name after Sgt. Howell Thompson (l.), along with 27 Navy airmen, vanished from the devilish spot during a routine flight in 1945. Rumors persist on a supernatural explanation, but many specialists blame hurricanes, a heavy Gulf Stream and human error.

 

7. The Nazca Lines

 

 

The Nazca Lines cover more than 190 square miles in the southern deserts of Peru. The mysterious shapes etched into the land rival football fields and predate the Incan Empire. The Las Manos figure (above) is 2,000 years old. Little is know about why the Nazca people constructed such vast pieces of sand art, some believe they are extraterrestrial in nature, while others claim they may have carried and pointed to sources of water.

 

8. Aliens

 

 

Area 51, located on Groom Lake in southern Nevada (c.), was founded in 1955 by the U.S. Air Force to develop and test new aircrafts  such as the U-2 Spy Plane, A-12 Blackbird and F-117 Stealth Fighter. The secretive nature of the military base, combined with its classified aircraft research, helped conspiracy theorists imagine an installation filled with time-travel experimentation, UFO coverups and alien autopsies.

 

9. Sphinx of Giza, Egypt

 

 

Another Egyptian wonder, the Sphinx of Giza has the body of a lion and the head of a Pharaoh, believed by most to be that of king Khafre. It was carved from soft limestone, and has been slowly falling apart over the years. A popular theory of the missing nose claims Napoleon's soldiers shot it off with a cannon in 1798, but early sketches discovered of the Sphinx without a nose predate Napoleon's rampage.

 

10. The Loch Ness Monster

 

 

According to Scottish folklore, a mystical creature called a water horse lures small children to a watery grave by tricking them to ride on its sticky back. The Loch Ness Monster became an English wonder in 1933, after witness accounts made newspaper headlines. No hard evidence of the creature has ever been recorded with several pictures, including the one above, being proven as hoaxes.

 

11. The Fountain of Youth

 

 

Don Juan Ponce de Leon completed Spain's claim on America in 1509, and soon after was made governor of Puerto Rico. Six years later, following Indian rumors, he traveled north to the island of Bimini in search of the Fountain of Youth. Bimini turned out to be the peninsula of Florida, and the fountain remained hidden until July 2006, when famed magician David Copperfield claimed the waters on his $50 million Exumas Island (c.) had healing properties.

 

12. Chupacabra

 

 

Phylis Canion holds the head of what she is calling a Chupacabra at her home in Cuero, Tex. The strange-looking animal, first reported in Puerto Rico in 1995, apparently has a taste for chicken and goat blood. Although many pictures like the above might prove its existence, biologists assure none such creature exists.

 

13. The Ark of the Covenant

 

 

The Ark of the Covenant is described in the Bible as a wooden casket, gold plated, made for carrying the tablets of the Ten Commandments. The casket was carried throughout the desert and remained in the Israelite Temple until its destruction by the hand of the Babylonian Empire. Its whereabouts are still unknown, but Hollywood made its own version for Raiders of the Lost Ark.

 

14. The Stonehenge

 

 

The Stonehenge landscape of Salisbury Plain, England, has become a tourist hotspot. But before foreigners with windbreakers and cameras showed up, the area may have been a burial ground and ceremonial den dating back 5,000 years.

 

15. The Iron Pillar of Delhi

 

 

The Iron Pillar of Delhi is a 1,600-year-old, 22 feet high pillar located in the Qutb complex in India. The pillar, made from 98% wrought iron, has been astounding scientists by its ability to resist corrosion after all these years.

 

16. Stone Spheres in Costa Rica

 

 

Discovered in the early 1940s in Costa Rica during excavations by the United Fruit Company, these perfectly formed stone spheres date from 600 AD to the 16th century. Their makers and purpose still unconfirmed, many believe them to be some religious effigy made to worship the sun.

 

17. Mothman

 

 

A humanoid with insect wings and crimson eyes, known as the Mothman, terrorized Point Pleasant, W.Va., during the late 1960s. No solid evidence exists of the creature, except for a handful of witness reports documented in paranormal-journalist John A Keel's Mothman Prophecies.

 

18. Jersey Devil

 

 

According to legend, 250 years ago a Jersey woman by the name of Mrs. Leeds cried out in despair during her 13th pregnancy, Let it be the Devil! After childbirth, the baby was revealed to be a kangaroo-like creature with wings, and flew away to cause all sorts of Jersey Devil mischief. Today the Jersey Devil can be seen getting fans riled up during local hockey games.

 

19. The Tunguska Explosion of Russia

 

 

The Tunguska Explosion in Russia occurred around 7:14 a.m. on June 30, 1908. To this date, the exact cause of the explosion which leveled 80 million trees over 830 square miles remains a heated debate. Most believe it to be caused by a meteoroid fragment, others insist either a black hole or UFO origin.

 

20. The Lost City of Atlantis

 

 

The Lost City of Atlantis was introduced to the West 2,400 years ago by Plato, who claimed it to be the island home of an advanced society. Legend says it was sunk by an earthquake, with later interpretations as an underwater kingdom protected by mermaids. Its whereabouts still a mystery, recent underwater evidence suggests it was once apart of a larger landmass in Cyprus off the Mediterranean (c.), but the only true Atlantis exists in the Bahamas as a grand casino and resort hotel.

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Dr.Aakash H.Takvani (our son) took admission in MDS Prosthodontics including Crown & Bridge, Esthetics & Oral Implantology. Kindly bless him.

Enjoyed attending Art of Living Advanced course at Bangalore. Back to clinic.

"We do not guarantee cure, but what we guarantee is an honest and transparent effort".

Dr.H.K.Takvani, MD Pediatrics, FIAP
IPP, NNF, Gujarat State Chapter 2009-2010
National Executive Board Member. IAP 2002, 2004, 2007, 2008
President Indian Academy of Pediatrics, Gujarat State Branch, 2001
President Indian Medical Association Jamnagar City Branch 2008-09
 
Children Hospital and Neonatal Care Centre
Valkeshwari Nagari
Indira Marg
JAMNAGAR-361008, Gujarat, India
Tel: +91 288 2557100, 2676450, 9714433283

drtakvani@gmail.com
drtakvani@rediffmail.com
www.takvanidr.multiply.com